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You don't irritate the Volturi.
...not unless you want to die, or do whatever it is that we do.
Created on 2008-07-16 00:05:55 (#16103006), last updated 2009-11-13
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Afton. Do I make you horny, baby? Hormokinesis is the ability to psychically manipulate pheromones and hormones. With this ability, one could release pheromones that do everything from attracting subjects to inducing bodily dysfunction in subjects. Yeeeeeeah.
Renata. I'm the quiet, know-it-all here. I mean it literally when I say I'm a know-it-all. The joys of being a clairvoyant, no? That basically means I know everything about a person, place, thing, or event without using the ordinary five senses to gather that information. Oh, and I have a very effective way to make you shut up.
Santiago. I'm here to add a little sanity to this party of weirdness. Just call me The Therapist. I run the advice column entitled Jesus Christ, Cheese and Rice: Honest Advice from Dr. S. Come and lie down on my couch, we'll have a little chat. You'll feel better, I promise.
Jane. I may be doll like, but don't judge me by appearances. I can make you feel amounts of pain you never thought possible. Size is no proof of power, and all that. I'm the tiny terror of the guard. When I'm not making people writhe in agony, I like raiding the guards' closets and my iPhone. Oh, and don't mind my twin, Alec. He's such a dork. I got the brains out of the two of us.
Corin. I'm full of energy. That's why I have to channel it into objects...or people. The end result usually involves an explosion...of what? Well, I don't think you really want to know.
Disclaimer: We are not any of these people - Alex Pettyfer, Agnes Bruckner, Gael Garcia Bernal, Lily Cole, Lacey Conner - nope, not any of them and we don't know them. The Volturi is a creation by Stephenie Meyer. We own nothing so move along. For more of your Volturi needs, please see the journal
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